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DEAR SANDY CLAWS,

Tue Nov 3, 2009, 5:25 AM
  • Mood: Sentimental
  • Listening to: somthing by Rammstein i think.
  • Watching: MY FAIC.
  • Eating: Cereal
  • Drinking: BEER. I mean welch's grape juice.
..... I CANT MAKE DECISIONS, DONT MAKE ME DO ITTTTT -sob-

O-okay... -sniffle- Since your going to anyways, and i have....NONE of my oc's in my gallery.... lets seeeee..... I would love you to draw anything your heart desires~ AS LONG AS ITS NOT GIRLY OR SOME SHIT. But even if it was i would still love you ;A; SO DO AS YOU WISH AND I WILL BE A GREATFUL CHILD AND SHOWER YOU WITH ALL THE CHRISTMAS LOVE YOU COULD WANT....and more.

FDJSAKFDAS THANKS MR. NICHOLAS! <3 -runs away-

Get Kathryn or Get Out

Thu Oct 8, 2009, 7:53 PM
  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Mastodon - Oblivion
  • Watching: NON
  • Eating: EM EN EMZ
  • Drinking: DR. PEPPERRRRRR
Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here!: [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
See the Kathryn, Feel the Shine.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Grab Life by the Kathryn.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Happiness is a Cigar Called Kathryn.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Moms Like You Choose Kathryn.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Kathryn Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass.

6. To someone you dislike?
Yo Quiero Kathryn.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
My Doctor Says 'Kathryn'.


8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Nobody Does It Like Kathryn

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
It Could Be Kathryn

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Kathryn

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Refreshes the Kathryn Other Beers Cannot Reach

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Washing Machines Live Longer With Kathryn

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Nothing Acts Faster Than Kathryn

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Show Me The Kathryn!

15. Your last words before you die...
Obey Your Kathryn

16. Your message to a special someone..
Whatever You're Into, Get Into Kathryn....

17. Title of this post will be..
Get Kathryn or Get Out!!



WAHHHHHHHHHH NFSDKALJFDKSAL DO THIS OR ILL.... SAY THINGS ABOUT YOU TO... PEOPLE. CFKDALJFKDASL


LOVE YOU MY DEXY. FDKLASJFKAD <333

MY BIRTHDAY ITS

Thu Sep 24, 2009, 8:07 PM
  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: SOAD - Violent Pornagraphy
  • Watching: MY EYES BURN
  • Drinking: TEAAAAAAAA
Its my birthday on MONDAY children.











Just thought i would throw that out there. Incase...you know.... I DIE.




ILL BE 17. OLD FART NOW. OH HOHOOOOO~

CAN I GETTA "WHEWP WHEWP?"

Wed Aug 19, 2009, 9:26 PM
  • Mood: b0x0rz-less
  • Listening to: Tantric - Mind Control
  • Watching: That 70's Show
  • Playing: Prince of Persia: RIVAL SWORDS.
  • Drinking: Spit.
1. My uncle once: got de-panted and had no undies on.

2. Never in my life: Have broken a bone.

3. When I was five: I was five.

4.High School was: about to start.

5.I will never forget: This summer <3333

6.I once met: A magician.

7. There’s this girl I know who: told her friend to throw up on a car.

8. Once, at a bar: my dad kicked this guys ass for being nasty to my mom.

9. By noon, I’m usually: Sleeping.

10. Last night: I rode rides at the /fail/ till i almost threw up. <:

11. If only I had: Another arm. I WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE.

12. Next time I go to church: I will most likely fall asleep during the sermon.

13. Terry Schiavo: Is a man i hope.

14. What worries me most: Is that i will fail at life.

15. When I turn my head left, I see: Whinnie the PUU.

16. When I turn my head right, I see: FDSAFJDSKLA A SPIDER. BRB.

17. You know I’m lying when: I get my lies mixed up.

18. What I miss most about the nineties: My dad. And North Carolina.

19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: Tybalt.

20. By this time next year: I will be doing the same thing most likely.

21. A better name for me would be: Whatever you want.

22. I have a hard time understanding: just about everything.... no not really.

23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: I'm in school you twit.

24. You know I like you if: If the conversation is easy, and your not scared.

25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: My love Kimberlyyy <3333

26. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: how are THEY in the same group?

27. Take my advice, never: cover yourself in baby oil and slide down the church hall on your stomach.

28. My ideal breakfast is: muffin and peach. IF YER KNOW WRAT I MEAN.

29. A song I love, but do not own is: Bittersweet - Apocalypticaaaa <3

30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: GETTING OUT BEFORE THE NATIVES ASSIMILATE YOU.

31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: give me gas.

32. Why won’t people: just eat the damn tomaotes and SHUT UP.

33. If you spend the night at my house: We wont sleep. -WINKWINK-

34. I’d stop my wedding for: ....DRAMA?

35. The world could do without: famine and homophobia.

36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: have a rake prong go through my foot.

37. My favorite blonde is: BLONDE STERN.

38: Paper clips are more useful than: pipe cleaners.

39. If I do anything well, it’s: forgetting what i was supposed to do.

40. And by the way: Your zippers down.


OH AND YAY YAY! My good ole' Granparents from North Caroline will be here tommorow! So if i am not on, you know why. <3

LOVE YOU MY LOVELIES. <3333

. I GAWT TEH BAWLS .

Thu Aug 6, 2009, 5:11 PM
  • Mood: b0x0rz-less
  • Listening to: GWAR - Meat Sandwich
  • Reading: RP'S
  • Watching: My cats fight.
  • Playing: Jak 2
  • Eating: RICE CREAM.
  • Drinking: RICE CREAM.
THE HELL?

YOUR BOY SIDE
[x] you wear hoodies
[x] you wear jeans
[x] dogs are better then cats
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team
[x] shopping is torture
[x] sad movies suck
[ ] you own an XBOX
[x] you own a Wii
[x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[x] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[X] you own a DS, PS2 or Sega
[x] you used to be/ is obsessed with Power Rangers
[x] you watch/watched early morning cartoons
[ ] you watch sports on TV
[x] you go to your dad for advice
[ ] you have played sport at a state level
[ ] you used to/do collect football collector cards
[x] you have worn baggy sweatpants
[x] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[X] sports are fun
[x] you talk with food in your mouth
[ ] you sleep at night with your socks on
[x] you have fished at least once
TOTAL= 22


YOUR GIRL SIDE
[ ] you love to shop
[ ] you wear eyeliner
[ ] you wear the color pink
[x] you go to your mom for advice
[ ] you considered cheerleading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing the color black
[ ] you like going to town
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[ ] you like wearing jewelery
[x] you cried watching The Notebook LOL
[ ] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics..
[x] it takes you around a half an hour to shower
[x] you smile a lot more than you should
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[x] sometimes you care about what you look like
[ ] you like wearing dresses sometimes
[ ] you like wearing body spray
[ ] you wear high heel shoes
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[x] you have put makeup on others
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything
[ ] you love shoe shopping
[ ] pink is one of your favorite colors

TOTAL= 7


I THINK THE ANSWER IS CLEAR.

...if only i had a penis.

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