1. My uncle once: got de-panted and had no undies on.

2. Never in my life: Have broken a bone.

3. When I was five: I was five.

4.High School was: about to start.

5.I will never forget: This summer <3333

6.I once met: A magician.

7. There’s this girl I know who: told her friend to throw up on a car.

8. Once, at a bar: my dad kicked this guys ass for being nasty to my mom.

9. By noon, I’m usually: Sleeping.

10. Last night: I rode rides at the /fail/ till i almost threw up. <:

11. If only I had: Another arm. I WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE.

12. Next time I go to church: I will most likely fall asleep during the sermon.

13. Terry Schiavo: Is a man i hope.

14. What worries me most: Is that i will fail at life.

15. When I turn my head left, I see: Whinnie the PUU.

16. When I turn my head right, I see: FDSAFJDSKLA A SPIDER. BRB.

17. You know I’m lying when: I get my lies mixed up.

18. What I miss most about the nineties: My dad. And North Carolina.

19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: Tybalt.

20. By this time next year: I will be doing the same thing most likely.

21. A better name for me would be: Whatever you want.

22. I have a hard time understanding: just about everything.... no not really.

23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: I'm in school you twit.

24. You know I like you if: If the conversation is easy, and your not scared.

25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: My love Kimberlyyy <3333

26. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: how are THEY in the same group?

27. Take my advice, never: cover yourself in baby oil and slide down the church hall on your stomach.

28. My ideal breakfast is: muffin and peach. IF YER KNOW WRAT I MEAN.

29. A song I love, but do not own is: Bittersweet - Apocalypticaaaa <3

30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: GETTING OUT BEFORE THE NATIVES ASSIMILATE YOU.

31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: give me gas.

32. Why won’t people: just eat the damn tomaotes and SHUT UP.

33. If you spend the night at my house: We wont sleep. -WINKWINK-

34. I’d stop my wedding for: ....DRAMA?

35. The world could do without: famine and homophobia.

36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: have a rake prong go through my foot.

37. My favorite blonde is: BLONDE STERN.

38: Paper clips are more useful than: pipe cleaners.

39. If I do anything well, it’s: forgetting what i was supposed to do.

40. And by the way: Your zippers down.


OH AND YAY YAY! My good ole' Granparents from North Caroline will be here tommorow! So if i am not on, you know why. <3

LOVE YOU MY LOVELIES. <3333